About Me

I'm mostly just red.

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
- George W Bush and the people that support/voted for him
- Organized religion
- Karma

THREE THINGS THAT I'D LIKE TO CHANGE
- My JOB
- My Bad Habits (smoking, drinking, biting of de nails, bad posture)
- My fat into lean meat

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
- Financial distress
- Just how much I tell people when I’m drunk
- My brother behind the wheel of a car

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
- Shoshin Shiatsu
- Patience
- How to stop revealing Everything About Myself To Complete Strangers

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
- Glasses
- Holiday underwear
- Turtleneck sweater

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
- Hot buttered rum flavored coffee, no cream, no sugar
- Parking ticket
- My feet

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
- Travel zee World
- Have my own (successful) business
- Have more sex

THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY
PERSONALITY
- I’m honest but I’m not an asshole about it
- I laugh at everything (could be added to “bad things” but let’s think positive)
- I think positively

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY
PERSONALITY
- I TALK TOO MUCH
- I’m a know it all
- I’m forgetful

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
- Irish
- Scottish
- British

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T
KNOW ABOUT ME
- ** see “things that scare me: Just how much I tell people when I’m drunk”
- ** see “bad things about my personality: I talk too much”
- ** see “things I’d like to learn: How to stop revealing everything about myself to complete strangers”

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
- Fuck
- Sweet Ass
- Apparently

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO
- Home, RIGHT NOW! I hate my job!
- Vienna
- Edinburgh

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY
- Jen
- Jenrez
- Red Blossom