BANE OF BOREDOM

I have completed THREE crosswords, a $2 Bingo card; eaten a frozen entrée, a bagel, a bag of cheetos AND a bag of popcorn; visited craigslist 5 million times, which is apparently the cut off on bandwidth because NO ONE HAS UPDATED ANYTHING FOR THE LAST 5 VISITS; balanced my checkbook, updated my budget spreadsheet, completed my calorie count on fitday.com; read www.dooce.com; www.queserasera.org; www.gofugyourself.com; www.geeseaplenty.com; all headlines at www.msn.com, including my horoscope; checked all 5 email addresses AT LEAST 20 TIMES; *created a quote for a client and answered the phone TWICE*; checked how much my needed belt will cost at www.autozone.com; drank 4 cups of coffee and 20oz of diet coke with lime; talked to Sophia for a half hour about my weekend; WROTE OUT EVERYTHING IVE DONE SO I CAN HAVE A PITY PARTY BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH MYSELF.