Oh, CRAIG! How I long for thine list.

I’ve discovered the gloriousness that is Selling All My Crap on Craigslist for More Money Than its Worth. 

So far: Crappy bathroom shelves that don’t fit in the new place – used for an entire year, originally paid $15-$20: SOLD $10

Crappy headboard from 1982 that my mom gave to me when I moved out 5 years ago SOLD $20

Still pending: Crappy dining room table I bought at SAM’S CLUB 5 years ago for $250, now has a crack through the glass top.  ALMOST SOLD $100

Crappy Becky Mask, she hasn’t taken it off in 2 years… wondering what she Really Looks Like.  ALMOST SOLD $.50

Crappy Butt.  Apparently, Becky has sold my ass on the internet as well.  PENDING SALE $1.00

Comments

[junip]

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[Becky]

you're a bitch.